Feeling Frenchie

Bonjour Mes Amis, How are zu? Zuday I feel like un francais, oui, un francais. Je parle tiny bit of francais. Okay az zu notice, my typing iz like un francais parle, zo zu would notice zat mon z,u et zo forth are like francais. Okay Zuday I got un haircut pour mon toufa, it waz a juzt un simple trim of ze hair juzt to shorten it abit zince it'z getting tinny-bity long to shoulder length. And ze barber at la katty zalon, il appelle alex, parlon mon toufa iz un "hong kong" style cut. It waz interesting.
After zat I went to la mall, oui la mall, to reserve une amy tan d'livre et une madaline yen mah d'livre. It waz only deux livres je reserve. Zo now je etre cinq d'livres to be paid pour ze end of ze month.
Zen I went to Mabuahay Supa Save, and it waz raining. Oui it waz raining lightly as I went der. Then after buying ze ingredent de la pan and le pizza mon will be making soon or later.

Okay I better stop speaking or typing like that, I feel really funny if I type like that! I'm serious! It's like double-speaking of languages, if you get what double speak is though?

Anyways, I've found lately where I got my love for books, cooking, some cartoons (or anime since people have been calling anime "Cartoon" recently) and gaming came from.....It's from my mom! She loves Tweety, charlie brown and garfield! and She really loves to cook! (and overworking too) And she loves BOOKS when she was in her teens by the way, but however all her books are gone since they've been moving houses alot. And she like gaming since well, thanks to my memory of my mom playing super nintendo, finishing yoshi game in ONE WHOLE DAY!! Also I love jazz like she does! Jazz id relaxing by the way.
The laziness I got it from my dad...And the taste of music I got it from him too.

Actually I'm pretty much 50-50 since I got some from my dad and mom's blood! Also some their nature as well. Like errr....never mind. [cheesely grins]

Okay I've finished Anansi Boys by Neil Gaiman, now I'm reading his other book which is Stardust. As far I know this is the book that became a movie. So I'm reading it to find out which is better, the book or movie? In mon opinion so far the book is very imaginitive and gives you a nice visual imagination! Like in Anansi Boys when Fat Charlie discovers he actually has a brother when through out his life he's been an only son then things went...wrong....okay that's a spoiler, I won't spoil it since you haven't read it. Anyways Books always WIN against movies, true and delightful fact.
Now I'm looking forward to finishing the book (Stardust) buy this wednesday morning since it's a small book and not very thick, where I'll moving on to a book called "To Kill A Mocking Bird" by Lee Harper, a contraversial book as they(critics and reviewers alike) say. Since it's about social boundaries of racism.

[Experiemental novel typing]

A couple of blocks away from the public central park, a man in office was walking roudabout his office until he stood by his window. Glaring outside where a bunch of people who were families on their vacation or friends being together and "Chilling" or lovers being as always their hands stuck together with superglue, inseperable, or possibly the pet lovers playing with their pet dogs (or possible savages since they're related to wolves anyways). He wondered, how in the world did those people find a heck load of freetime? He was both cynical and optimistic with his answer to his pondering wonders, but he was cynical in this wonder.
Bribery possibly? no, can't have bribed their bosses so they could go out and have fun. He thought. It could be that they did something far more obsecure? Like well having affairs. And stared at the two lovers close together like a pact of rabbits getting ready for springtime then to the family who were having a good get-together time.
He then looked over to the group of friends. University Dropouts I see? So much for the future generations of children, they're getting dumber ever since the invention of the internet and the calculator. Squited his eyes to look at a girl whose facial features of a pregnant woman. No, maybe they're celebrating that one of them was secretly pregnant and hasn't told her parents that someone enjoyed a great humping on her during her education at the finest university, that she's now pregnant and fears that her parents will just strangle her. Since she went to university with great promise, graduated with A+ grades and an scholarship even, to become the wish of her parents that she become a doctor or lawyer but instead...look at her. He sighed in relief that his mother and his wife(and him) didn't end up like that.
He then moved over to look at the pet lovers people playing adorably with their pet dogs. Hmmm...They could have, only a theory, have got away with a serious case where their savage pets have attacked their neighbors. He paused and sighed. And having their last moments with their pets as they'll be put down. And in sighs of glad and relief, he's vegan, thanks to his mother who told him that veggies are good for him as a kid but his father still trying to persuade meat is good and filled with good chunks of protein, even up to today he's still persuading him but his persuasion was like failure of the United States of America in Veitnam. He got addictted to vegetables up until now, still living stong and healthy. Even his wife and kids followed his vegan diet, as well the family dog and cat who are now like Sir Paul McCartney's song "Ebony and Ivory".
He was always described to be a optimistic person at times and as well cynical, since he's grown up in a world that was cynical and optimistic. Where the current president of both beloved and hated country will now be finishing his term and let some newbie do the job. But in the brighter and gayer (gay actually means happy but now it's a term to describe male homosexuals) side, he got married, lived a happy life and had a great job as chicken analyst which he is now a boss.
But what is his name? He does have name but what is it? It could be anything but everyone who hears his name from a distance shook in fear like a trembling earthquake. But what was his name? He is an average everyday man size; not too fat not too thin, too thin you anorexic and too fat you're obese, it's how the world descibe people anyways. His hair was mane-like almost like a horse but shorter about close to shoulder length and the front about eye length, in world today covering one of your eyes is emo but it doesn't really mean you're emo is just that people liked that kind of style, the mysterious effect. He wore an expensive custom made suit, the tailor did it so finely made that any woman would be magnetize with that astonishing suit he wore. So what is his name? His name is Betty, Betty Mary Everheard LongShovel.

Betty was well born into the family of a very gay (or happy) parents, Gerfield Longshovel and Eliza Everheard, they were gay and happy. Very free minded couple and both like Betty cynical and optimistic. But why Betty you ask? It happened long time ago in the funkydelic 1970s, where the free minded couple met in a university (or americanize it by saying college), they met in the land where people were called nerds in the 1980s and beyond yesterday, then to geeks in the 1990s and now in the 2000s dorks. The land is called The Library. Where silence is like an assasin, and if you speak you're a deadman or deadwoman, in other meaningful words, face the wrath of the librarian. The librarians we know today are very cynical and strict, where with word of mouth in the library would mean a)kicked out of library b) meeting with the lovable cane c) Screamed at or d) the librarians personal favorite calling the principal or teacher to go to the library and set things in "order". In the past Librarian were, funky and optimistic of World Peace, like those international Anorexic beauty pagents, they were so optimistic and funky that they wouldn't mind the noise level in the libraries go sky rocket and smoking pot. But in contrast to this, the librarian in this university was Eliza Everfound. She was the opposite of those optimistic and funky librarians in the 1980s and beyond yesterday but was more of the today's librarians, the ones we all loved and hated....

[end of experiment]

That writing style I did was a mix of mario puzo and neil gaiman, mario puzo books are well cynical in some way while neil gaiman was the optimistic comedy! I was more on the neil gaiman writing style near the end while I started off with the usual cynical mario puzo writing.

Have a nice good pleasant optimistic cynical or whatever fun day [or night since this was posted at night]!